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Cars cost
one-tenth of what they do now, and we had
no inflation or budget deficits, no two-income families or
daycare centers, no energy crisis, oil spills or air pollution, and no lawsuits
against tobacco companies or restrictions on smoking (except in school, of
course). Besides smoking, chewing gum in school was a serious offense
(especially for the seniors —
"the idea!!")
And if we ever went to school dressed
like the kids do today, we
would certainly have been sent home. (I was sent home once by Mr. Cunningham for
not shaving
even though I had a painful rash on my face.) But we
didn’t use drugs, join cults or bring guns to school. And we
definitely didn’t kill each
other!
Oh, how different it
was.
The icons
(now, there’s another word we never heard) — the icons of our time
of youth included really cool cars with lots and lots of style and chrome and
(please pardon me for repeating some of the words I used ten years ago — after
all, I have only so much eloquence left in me) "tailfins, teen idols and TV quiz
shows, hula hoops and poodle skirts, saddle shoes and sack dresses, sock hops,
malt shops" and flattops.
Oh, how
different it was.
(But at least
one thing was the same — the cut of these three-button sport coats.)
Our
icons included heroes like champ, Rocky Marciano, Yankee slugger, Mickey
Mantle, and others who, like the immortal James Dean, spoke out for us kids,
each in their own special way, and helped us invent the "generation gap" in the
1950s (even though we never heard that term until the '60s). Just for us — yes,
I said just for us — Alan Freed and
Dick Clark, Bill Haley,
Chuck Berry, Little
Richard and Fats Domino, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly and Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam
Cooke, Rick Nelson and the Everly Brothers, along with countless others,
fashioned and formed the most far-reaching, enduring and significant symbol of
American popular culture of our time — and of
all
time — and filled all our free time with that then new, fresh and fabulous '50s'
rock 'n' roll music —
our
music that we loved and that we now call "oldies." I'm talking about the
real
oldies. (By
the way, did anybody hear any music they remember? I want you to know, I gave
the DJ a playlist to select the music from, and if you hear anything you don't
like, I didn't pick it. Someone else did.) Although
our music was seen by our parents as shockingly suggestive, it was not sexually
explicit like today’s music.
Oh, how different it was.
As
we were pioneering life in a brand new suburban America, practically right next
door in Brooklyn, where kids watched "submarine races" at Plum Beach, in 1957,
you could still hear the call, "PLAY BALL!"
at Ebbet's Field, followed by the crack of a major league bat, you could even
catch a homer hit by one of baseball’s beloved "Bums," and you could see and
hear Chuck Berry, our
generation’s number one, self–styled, self-appointed spokesman, and the decade’s
most prominent poet, playing at the Paramount, as he told old Beethoven’s ghost
to roll over and sang, "It's
gotta be rock 'n' roll music, if you wanna dance with me."
And
did we dance. Although
we never heard of "dirty dancing," we invented that, too. (We did it in
dark basements and called it "grinding,"
remember that?)
Oh, how different it was.
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